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7.9.2002
[05.06.03]
FW signs to Doghouse Records!
FW is extremely excited to announce it's alliance
with one of the most triumphant labels ever;
Doghouse Records (All-American Rejects,
The Get Up Kids, etc.).We are all very proud
to be working with such a great team of people
that are devoted to the task of releasing and
promoting great rock music. We have the full
support of the label. 25,000 cd samplers were
just pressed featuring 2 songs from FW that will
be handed out on the current tour by The All-
American Rejects
, in stores via Lumberjack
Distribution
and by the Doghouse Records Street
Team throughout the entire country.

Go to our tour page to check out our tour dates!!
We'll be on tour from May 28th- June 28th .
We're calling the tour:
"Intensity In Ten Cities x2+13 Tour 2003!"

And finally, THANK YOU SO MUCH for helping us
get to where we are now. We think you guys are the
tops and we are very grateful for your consistent
support.(so, can you send us some money now?)

.......................................



[04.29.03]

:::We played a most non-heinous show on
Monday, April 28th at The END w/ Before Braille !:::
PLEASE check out Before Braille! You can
download their record off their site and you
should do it NOW!!! Tag their link above.
.......................................
Titanic-sized news to be posted in the following
days along with new tour dates!!!

THANK YOU to all of those who made our
Chux'n'Tux tour such a great success!
HEY, you're part of it!

[01.14.03]

We have been on a nationwide tour we like to call
our Chux'N'Tux Tour 2003, as we always wear Chuck
Taylors and Tuxedos. Our 2-month long tour started
Jan. 22nd in Murfreesboro and will end March 15th in
Nashville.
Go to our tour page to check out our tour dates!
You absolutely MUST be at our homecoming show
Saturday, March 15th @ The Exit/In with the ever-
triumphant Nashville rockers, Jetpack, who will be
returning from SXSW in Austin!!!

Also, look forward to buying these new merch items
at the shows!
-2 New Sticker designs
-Go Geek Tees will be for sale! (red & Blue!)
-Our Trapper Keeper record "Dear Hot Chick!"

Go to our tour page to check out our tour dates!





[12.22.02]
***Happy Holidays!!!***

Just wanted to let everyone know that we're doing just
fine walking in our Weiner wonderland. We'll have some
primo, bodacious & mondo news so soon it's giving me
chills! (actually, the chills are probably from the low pressure
cold front that's closing in on TN!)

[11.29.02]
***Saturday, December 7th @ The Church 9PM [Nashville]***
We will be releasing our new CD single “Handjabs” at a
HUGE show Saturday, December 7th
@ The Church [3rd Ave. S. call for directions::615.252.4872],
which is a very cool venue! The first 100 in attendance will
get our new single FREE just for being punctual people (9PM) , and
because we are sweet like that. Playing with us that night
will be the very debonair dudes of Silent Friction, and the ever
so suave gents of Senryu from Knoxville.

[11.22.02]
All-Ages Benefit show w/ Bowling For Soup!
This Friday, November 29th @ Jillian's (in Opry Mills) Nashville! The price of admission is
just a can of soup, or any other canned food, to donate to charity!
Doors will open at 7:30PM and we will promptly start playing at 8PM.
You can hear Bowling For Soup's new single on 102.9 The Buzz,
and hopefully it won't be long before you'll hear FW on the radio!
Come all altruistic souls to support your Weiner and a good cause!!!

[11.8.02]
We will be touring the entire
United States of America, and to the republic for...sorry,
got sidetracked. Our tour dates will be listed very SOON!
(Big news on the horizon. We are psyched!)

YOU CAN HELP US, Weiner Warriors!
So many people ask how they can help
out FW. Well, here's your chance!
Your mission is to call
102.9 The Buzz Radio Station, 615.737.1029,
at least once a day to request FeableWeiner!!!.
Ask for "Russell the Love Muscle" first because
he says "FEABLE" and you say "WEINER!"
For all you out-of-towner Warriors that
want to help, drop Russ many email requests:
Russ@1029TheBuzz.com
If FW gets played because of your request,
you'll get 4 big smooches from every Weiner!
Program that speed dial, Weiner Warriors!

[11.01.02]
Happy November!
*** We will soon have some very special news to divulge. ***
*** We'll keep you posted. ***

[10.17.02]
Happy HalloWeiner show!!!
That's right everyone, it's time to clean the saliva, or whatever
else, from those plastic vampire teeth from last Halloweiner in
prep for the upcoming Weiner/Slack/Verde rock'n'ghoul costume ball!
Thursday, October 31st @ The Red Rose -ALL AGES!!!
Never ever before has Nashville/Murfreesboro seen such a great
collection of bands! Ok,well, maybe just this particular collection
Nonetheless, a show you can't afford to miss!
**Special FW buttons will be given to those who come in costume**

Lastly,THANK YOU so much to everyone who helped make the
recent "Acou-stick the Weiner In Your Ear Tour" a success!!!
It was a great time and we are going to do it again soon.

[10.14.02]-=This Monday October 14th @ The End w/ The KickOvers
(w/ Mikey Welsh formerly of Weezer) & The Damn Personals!=-
Come see FeableWeiner rock hard at The End!

[9.23.02]
"Acou-stick the Weiner In Your Ear"
Fall Tour 2002

- Sept. 26th- Knoxville, TN @ Patrick Sullivans
- Sept. 26th- Knoxville, TN @ Disc Exchange [in store]
- Sept. 27th- Knoxville, TN @ Java
- Sept. 28th- Atlanta, GA @ The Somber Reptile
- Sept. 29th- Athens, GA @ Wuxtry Records [in store]
- Sept. 30th- Columbia, SC @ Uncle Doctor's
- Oct. 1st- Charleston, SC @ Cumberlands
- Oct. 2nd- Virginia Beach, VA @ The Record Exchange [in store]
- Oct. 3rd- Richmond, VA @ Bottoms Up
- Oct. 4th- Baltimore, MD @ Reptilian Records [in store]
- Oct. 5th- New York City, NY @ The Meow Mix
- Oct. 6th- New York City, NY *we're gonna see Conan O'brien*
- Oct. 7th- Columbus, OH @ Ace in the Hole Records [in store]
- Oct. 7th- Columbus, OH @ Bernie's -ALL AGES!
- Oct. 8th- Detroit, MI @ [pending]
- Oct. 9th- Chicago, IL @ The Beat Kitchen
- Oct. 10th- Champaign, IL @ Record Service [in store]
- Oct. 11th- Louisville, KY @ Underground Sounds [cancelled]
<<<(all these dates are subject to change)>>>

UPDATE:You should be proud to know that, due to
the insane website traffic generated by you, our Weiner
Warriors, Feable Weiner is now #1 in every genre
on the IUMA.com charts!!!
Check it for yourself: IUMA Top 40 Charts
You Weiner Warriors are the best, in a majora way...
that's why the band, and our cool producer Jeff Horne,
decided to give you a little something...
just follow this link...it's a surprise!

Also, check the tour page for show updates!



[9.16.02]
Peep these upcoming FW appearances:
[This Friday, September 20th @ The Boro - 10PM, Sharp!!!]
w/ Super Special Guests-
Flesh Vehicle & The Heliport Jessicas
*** NOTE: This show also serves as a very special
celebration for the recent reorder of 1,000 more Feable Weiner
trapper keeper CDs! We are asking that you please dress your
best. That means bust out your favorite tie, guys, and your
best dress, gals. (new FW tux tees considered formal)
This is a milestone, folks!***

[This Saturday, September 21st @ Tower Records Opry Mills]
ALL AGES SHOW- 4PM, sharp!!!
This means that all you youngins better sweet talk a ride, fast.
(tip#1: tell your ride that you are going to see an IMAX movie
at 4PM, then book it to Tower Records to watch your favorite
Weiners crank it up!)
(tip#2) Use money that you got for IMAX to buy our stuff!
That's a good one.)

[9.5.02]SHOW THIS SUNDAY w/ Schatzi
@ The End [615.321.4457] in Nashville 9PM!!!
See ya there, Weiner-lovers!
Do NOT deprive yourself of such a
triumphant show! Schatzi will rule you!

[9.1.02]Welcome all new FW fans! In case you haven't heard,
feableweiner.com is where to find out about everything Feable!
We'll have a new show posting soon. Jetpack totally rocked the
Red Rose house with us Friday, and it was a great show.
Saturday, we had fun shakin' and rockin' the Stones River Mall
to it's foundation! Thanks to everyone that came to a FW show
this past weekend. It was cool to meet all the new peeps, and
kiss all the old familiar faces.

[8.21.02]Friday, August 30th @ The Red Rose
THIS WILL BE AN ALL-AGES BACK-2-SKOOL
MUST-ATTEND EVENT!!!

with Special Guests Jetpack!
Contact Red Rose for directions: 615.893.1405
Yes, we're going to play 1, we are FeableWeiner!
Yes, we're going to bust out some new pop candy!
Yes, we're going to have new t-shirts!
Yes, we're going to rock it and let it roll, baby!
-=Crank it or spank it=-

[8.11.02] FW Played Live on 102.9 The Buzz Radio!

Thanks to everyone who made it out to FW's live radio debut!
It was very fun. We'd like to send a special shout-out to our
photographer, the very talented Caldwell, who is relentlessly
in search of the perfect shot of girls with FW stickers covering
there...um...bootie. Thanks Caldwell! He should have those pics
posted on the FW uncensored pic page pronto.
Also, we'd like to say that Laws Rushing
was on top of it tonight with a very rockin' set!
A special thanks goes out to Natalie, The Token Rock Chick
from 102.9 The Buzz,
for inviting the Weiner to her radio par-tay. Show updates
with Jetpack coming soon- stay tuned, cornballs.

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A video interview from FeableWeiner's Nashville Television debut,
on Late Night with Bob Wolf, is now ready for your viewing!
Stream it now, Wein Team! Also, check the righteous update
on the picture page courtesy of our friend, and photographer,
Caldwell.

Late Night with Bob Wolf TV Interview!!!

Uncensored FW Picture Site!

Even Newer New News!

FW will be playing some Rad-icool rock shows!
in the month of 8 (umm... august)
August 1st - Nashville, TN w/ Better Than Ezra, Cracker
@ Dancin' in the District, Riverfront
August 3rd - Nashville, TN w/ The Judybats @ 12th & Porter

and more to come WeinerHeads!!

FW was 19th most added on the CMJ charts this past week!
We were added to college radio stations all over the nation,
and we will be posting which stations are playing FW on
the extras page so you can bother them about playing us.
Also, we have sold tons of our new record! Thanks to everyone
who forces the Weiner into their friend's ears!

Alright now, grab your day planners and palm pilots
because the new FW show schedule is here! check it:

July 12th - Asheville, NC w/ The Judybats @ Stella Blue
July 13th - Knoxville, TN w/ The Judybats @ Blue Cats
July 18th - Nashville, TN w/The Luxuy Liners @ 12th & Porter
July 19th - Murfreesboro, TN w/ Bare Jr @ The Red Rose Cafe
August 1st - Nashville, TN w/ Better Than Ezra, Cracker
@ Dancin' in the District, Riverfront

BIG SHOWS PEOPLE!!!




6.10.2002
If there was ever a show to be at...
look, I am going to level with you all.
We need to sell this mutha of a show out.
Make plans NOW- Get off work, cancel that
vacation, and pencil down that you will be at the...
Exit/In Thursday, June 27th!!!!!
You can also expect a merciless
onslaught of pure rock candy from another
great band, Slack, who will be sharing the bill with us.
check 'em out-->[ www.slack.20fr.com ]
Can we count on you out-of-towner Weiners?
Can we count on you Nashvillian Weiners?
Can we count of the most vicious breed of
Weiner, family members/Weiners (same
difference, right?)?
Keep a fixed eye on the tube because we
are going to be running some sweet new
Weiner commercials on MTV!
Also, at the show we will have all NEWLY
designed BUTTONS, PATCHES, and
STICKERS for your enjoyment!



5.28.2002

ok sons and daughters, big news!!!
FeableWeiner is currently
the featured artist on MSSvision.com!
check it out!!
Here's some other cool stuff...
you know those little card thingys that came in your
FW trapper when you bought it? Well, those
"bounce back cards" are your ticket to some
cool FW prizes!! Here's the deal: we are going
to have a bounce back card drawing this month,
and the winner will get 5 brand spankin' new,
never before seen FW buttons, as well as 5
new, never before seen FW stickers and some
really corny old show fliers! I'm not even kidding,
these fliers probably have a street value of around
$500 apiece!! Get out your pens, fill those cards
out, put a stamp on them, and send them on in!!


5.27.2002

Hey Weiner Heads!! Welcome to the
new look of feableweiner.com!!!
Glad to have you here. By the way,
now that you are here, why don't
you go and buy a feableweiner
CD! The Weiners were on "late night
with bob wolf" tonight! We hope you
caught the show.To all you FeableWeiner
first-timers out there: go to our
"watch/listen"
page and check out
some really gnarly FW tunes! Watch some
asthetically pleasing FW videos!
Join our mailing list! Post on our
message board! You know you want
to!
Also, we want to say thanks to
the kentucky crew, who drove
three hours to see their weiners
rock hard at last friday's Boro show.
thanks you guys!






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